Fuck parties man I just wanna drive to the lake and look up at the stars w someone I love
nun: amen
man: not all amen
Imagine the drama if apple added a feature that notified you if someone took a screenshot of your conversation
The fact that the Midwest just got cold enough to kill you in minutes of being outside because of an unprecedented polar vortex means that our planet is now starting to become uninhabitable due to climate change. We’re going to look back on this moment for a long time to come.
EDIT: Ya’ll saying “it’s not really that cold where I am so it can’t be that serious” please remind yourselves that this cold snap has already killed at least a dozen people, including a 69-year-old man who should never have been expected to work in these temperatures in the first place. While he froze to death last night, the town reached its lowest temperature ever recorded: -33 degrees Fahrenheit, almost 50 degrees lower than tonight’s (February 1) low of 15 at McMurdo Station in Antarctica.
Ya’ll ain’t got central heating at the crib??
He wasn’t at home. His job decided delivering packages outside in the literal freezing cold was more important than the health of its employees and he died as a result.
A college student died walking from his car to the dorm. They say literally 10 minutes outside is enough to kill you.
What if that was your house
What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house
ideal
I don’t know what to tell ya, b’ys. This is a root cellar.
what if I was a potato
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Can I just say that if they made Jake bisexual in Brooklyn nine nine do you know how great that would be for bi culture? To have someone who identifies as bisexual and is married to the opposite gender while still identifying as bi? I feel like that would be such a big step considering people are out there trying to denounce bisexual people who are in a relationship with the opposite gender. Anyway thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
Honestly forgot this website existed for like 2 years
in the 90s if you wanted to make it as an actor you had to be called like brad pitt or tom cruise. 2 syllables tops. now you’ve gotta be alden ehrenreich or ansel elgort or timothee chalamet. anything goes. madness